As David on Twitter shared, “Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Sometimes, though, the unwanted opinions are coming from an asshole.”

As far as I’m concerned, ALL unwanted opinions appear to be coming from someone who is either always an asshole or someone who is being an asshole in that moment. Yes Mom, sometimes, you too.

It appears that everyone, at some point in their lives, and hence at every point in your own life, is trying their best to make you doubt your own self and embed it into your head that you don’t know what you’re doing.

In junior high, I had a “best friend” who told me I wouldn’t be a successful person in life because I had no morals & principals and because I did not have an opinion. I thought about that statement for years – one of the downfalls of that “best friend” was that I never made many close female friends – and eventually, I realized that it appeared to her that I had no opinions or beliefs because I did not think it to be my birthright to share them at every opportunity I could force.

So seriously, people with opinions, shut the fuck up. If you have facts, lets talk.
Or even better, if you can tell me something that the majority of the population believes to be a fact but is in fact an opinion, please invite yourself over for a drink.